Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Be My Valentine!

Happy Valentines Day everyone! In order to get you in that lovey dovey mood, let's look at animals in love!

This is his first time asking someone to dance.

Ahh, they look so happy.

A kiss on the cheek!

A little bit of an awkward pose, but at least they're in love.

Gimme a hug, you crazy fool!

Gimme a smooch!

I feel like we've interupted their snuggle time.

Happy Valentines Day!

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Make Your Feet Kawaii

I don't know about you, but I love shoes, especially when they're unique and cute. I bet you do too, so wanna sit here with me and check out some cute shoes I found for your enjoyment?

Fancy yet kawaii!

Are they stuffed animals? Are they shoes? Who cares. I want!

So much color! So many stars! And I do own these!

Super Mario anyone?

Crazy little critters!

More cute critters!

Looking at all these shoes makes me wonder why I'm not out buying shoes!

Monday, February 6, 2012

V-Day Cakes

We're getting closer to that day for being lovey dovey and a great way to say "I love you" to that special someone is by baking a super kawaii love-love cake. Need some inspiration?

Aww, they're in love!

Fancy and cute!

Nobody could resist loving you if you made them this cake! So cute!

Is it a cake or is it a basket of flowers?

Perhaps your cutie pie likes cupcakes instead

For the chocolate lover

More cupcakes!

Mmmm, so many cute love cakes and cupcakes. I wonder what I should make my Boogly for that special day!

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Old Sweetheart Formula

I write today about a serious situation that affects many candy eaters.  If you are an avid Sweetheart conversational heart eater like myself, you may have noticed a few years ago that Necco changed the formula for the Sweethearts convo hearts. My favorite Valentine Day candy became disgusting, and I could not choke them down.

Since then, I've searched high and low, far and wide for a replacement.  I tried every brand of conversational hearts I could find.  I even wrote to Necco and asked them if they would come out with a Classic version of their hearts for those of us who loved the old formula and hate the new, but nothing worked.  My life seemed empty and hollow (when it came to conversational heart eating).

However, my story continues.  While at Wal-Mart, I saw a brand of hearts I had never seen before. They are called Heartlines, and the box resembled the Sweetheart box.  I bought them, knowing that there were two possibilities: either the Heartlines taste like the old Sweethearts or they taste like the new Sweethearts.

I'm a gambling girl, so I opened the first box.  The first one I saw was a white heart: my favorite.  This was a good sign because the new Sweethearts don't have white convo hearts anymore. With trepid anticipation, I ate the heart, and then another, and another until I'd eaten one of every color.

SUCCESS!! They taste just like the old version of Sweethearts. So if you've been looking for something to replace them like me, then go by Hearlines. They are wonderful and magical and don't taste gross like stupid Sweethearts!

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

What Are They Thinking?

Today, let's continue with our look at cute little animals. You know, animals really have their own personalities, and although they can't talk, you can tell what they're trying to say just by the looks on their cute faces.

I swear it wasn't me.  It was the one armed cat!
Hello, this is Crazy Kitty on KATT 102.2, the only station for cool cats.

Yessss!!! Re-funs of Golden Girls on tonight!

I know what' you're thinking, but I'm telling you it was the mouse that pooped in the kitchen.

Please, please, please, God.  Let me grow a really thick mustache. I need this so bad.
I hate you for everything you've made me become.
I told you never to touch my nuts!

I'm not fat. I'm big boned!

You will regret the day you switched to generic cat food! Evil Kitty will have vengence! Mwahahaha!

Nope, why would you think I got into the underwear drawer?

I wonder what my cats think about me.